sometimes I want a girlfriend but then I remember vodka is pretty much the same thing ya feel me
I feel you
Bob and the deli guy.
#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on
At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]
I want one
I love Gavin and Joel because all of their conversations look like this
"The others scatter like embers over sand. And yet the Librarian’s champion is unmoved.”